Monday, 15 October 2012

Paulie the Paddlle

Meet June the Spoon!



We started our DD journey using June on a pretty regular basis. We got to know each other fairly well. However, it started to become a problem when I no longer had any wooden spoons left in the Kitchen! After June the Spoon the 4th cracked in half, the hubby decided it was time to graduate to something more durable. (May you rest in piece June! I can truly say that I miss you, you were much nicer that what came next!)



Meet Mr. Brush (I wasn't very creative when I named this one)


So after we laid June down to rest, I got better acquainted with Mr. Brush. Mr. Brush did wonders for my hair, but was not so great for my behind! Over the past few months we developed somewhat of a love hate relationship, but he was doing his job. Mr. Brush met his fate a few weeks ago when he cracked down the middle. I duct taped him back together and I am still using him as a brush, but the hubby felt he was no longer appropriate for spanking.
It was time again for another graduation.




Meet Paulie the Paddle
SR Solid MAPLE Paddle ~ 3 1/2" x 16" x 1/2"  $16.95

Paulie arrived at our house from www.cane-iac.com nearly 3 weeks ago. I find Paulie very frightening! Lets just say I have been on my BEST behaviour and Paulie and I have not had the chance to get to know each other formally yet. The hubby is starting to get anxious, and keeps asking to give it a test drive! I am hoping to avoid becoming better acquainted with Paulie, but I know it's just a matter of time!

8 comments:

  1. Dang, that makes my backside hurt just looking at it. All I can say is BE GOOD!! Good Luck!
    Emma

    ReplyDelete
  2. This made me smile :D

    We have a wooden spoon, well really a little army of spoons that live in Ryan's nightstand (eek!) We have one that is particularly deadly....I do not know what brand of wood he is made of :(

    Recently I have been introduced to the belt <~~~~~~ Not a fan

    You will have to let me know how Paulie works out. Ryan is threatening to make a paddle....I am trying to convince him it would be loud....

    I love all of your little names....I need to come up with some...not that it would help my bottom feel better.... :(

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oh dear! This little story sounds quite familiar. Those final paddles never seem to break...at least ours hasn't.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Paulie looks hurtful. Best be on your best behavior forever. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  5. Paulie looks tough enough to stick around for quite a while!

    ReplyDelete
  6. I think Paulie's twin lives at my house. I do not like him at all. Be good Becky.

    ReplyDelete
  7. I have Harvey at my house. Good luck with not meeting Paulie.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Love your blog!
    We just got our new leather paddle from the London Tanners!
    I ought to give it a name too!!
    That'll take some thought!
    Hugs
    Jack's Jill

    ReplyDelete